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Care & Feeding of Werewolves is a dark modern fantasy audio drama. The setting is the real world reflected through a tarnished mirror where the local doctor faces hexes instead of malpractice suits, neighbourhood graffiti consists of magical sigils, and no one is exactly what they seem.
Episodes
Sep 14, 2021
Sep 14, 2021
4 min
Three types of news you probably shouldn't break over voicemails: a family member's missing, you're dropping out of your residency program, and you need help moving.
Content warning: Language and a missing family member
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Hazel's dad
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Sep 25, 2021
Sep 25, 2021
4 min
A public service announcement regarding supernaturals going missing.
Content Warning: Discussion of missing people
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Oct 13, 2021
Oct 13, 2021
13 min
Hazel’s first full episode gets interrupted by an unusual and disruptive patient.
Content Warning: Sudden loud noises, an injured animal, and reference to a minor car accident.
Credits:
Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia
Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Frederick Elmore (he/him)
Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Oct 30, 2021
Oct 30, 2021
17 min
The investigation into the missing persons cases so far yields little fruit.
Content Warning: References to missing people and kidnapping.
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Nov 13, 2021
Nov 13, 2021
16 min
A voyeuristic interdimensional traveler visits Marguerite's Garden, a miniature dragon hits puberty, and the mystery of the pneumatic tubes.
Content Warning: None.
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Don K. Assenburro
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Nov 27, 2021
Nov 27, 2021
20 min
Safe, sane, and consensual vampirism or How to Bite Your Friends and Influence People.
Content Warning: Discussion of biting, blood, injuries, and puns
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Dec 11, 2021
Dec 11, 2021
19 min
An old friend of Julia's comes knocking around the holidays with a problem of boarish proportions. Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you.
Content warning: Animal abuse, animal death, firearms, explosions, and other loud noises
Credits:
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Lummy, and Jeter Henschel
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Jan 8, 2022
Jan 8, 2022
15 min
It's not the most wonderful time of year when you're a doctor specializing in the paranormal community; just because it's magic doesn't mean it's magical.
Content warning: One oblique reference to the pandemic and the gross sounds of a sick half-orc.
Please note that the sound wizard came down with a cold during editing and made a rookie mistake of using mp3 instead of wav files. He shall be beaten with a wet noodle. The main voice actor also came down with a cold, making re-recording unfeasible, so the sound quality is not up to our usual standards.
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Jan 25, 2022
Jan 25, 2022
21 min
An unfortunate break-through in the missing persons cases is made.
Content Warning: Language and graphic depiction of vivisection, autopsy, grief, and traumatic loss.
Credits:
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Sage
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Feb 5, 2022
Feb 5, 2022
22 min
A cautionary tale reminding people why the fey were once feared.
Content warning: Background music, people being hunted for sport, and references to institutionalization and homophobia
- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel
- Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia
- Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him)
- Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her)
- Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him)
Special thanks to Mona Rodderick.